shout out to bands who play intimate venues for a cheap price and meet everyone who goes to see them.
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
patrick stump could probably record an album of him singing satanic chants and i would still love him because he is perfect and untouchable
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
